IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD

Kanye´s cure

Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008, 4:17:04 PM EST
IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD EVERYONE COULD BE KANYE WEST

If you’re having trouble living up to your potential, struggling to achieve your dreams, or feeling less passionate than you’d like, we have a solution for you this summer.

Well actually it’s not our solution, it’s one provided by Mr. Kanye West.

Yes, that’s the same Kanye who has won Grammys, created mega-hit records, launched his own clothing line, written a few books, and become an uber-popular multimillionaire in the process.

Now this thirty-one-year-old mogul shows you how you can do the same—it’s all a part of his vision for an ABSOLUT WORLD. Read more

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Perez plays the part

Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008, 11:12:35 AM EST
IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD PEREZ HILTON IS A GOD

When you think about the man behind Hollywood’s Most Hated Website, you might think more devil than deity, but in Perez Hilton’s ABSOLUT WORLD he is a god.

In his preceding ABSOLUT WORLD vision, the Queen of All Media was dead. Before becoming a scribe, Perez was trained as an actor, so he knows he was well groomed to step into the spotlight.

Typically, Perez dishes about peoples performances (and personal lives) but now it’s your turn to gossip about his.

Tell us what you think of Perez Hilton played by Perez Hilton in his role as a god. Read more

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BFFs Reunited

Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008, 10:53:24 AM EST
IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD FRIENDS WOULD GET TOGETHER MORE OFTEN

When last we checked in with this threesome—Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim—there was trouble in paradise. The hot tub was too hot and poor Zach had suffered a terrible loss.

But they’re sticking to their vision of an ABSOLUT WORLD: these friends are still getting together more often, jet skis and all.

And you’re invited to join.

Zach has worked on his temper and gotten a new hairstyle. Tim and Eric have picked up a couple of babes. The rest you’ll have to see for yourself. Read more

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Green House

Posted Tuesday, July 15, 2008, 10:49:58 AM EST
IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD BUILDINGS PRODUCE ENERGY, NOT CONSUME IT

Everyone has a vision of his or her dream house and Lauren Gropper is no different.

When asked what she saw in an ABSOLUT WORLD, this environmentalist knew exactly what she wanted: a totally eco-friendly home that generates energy instead of consuming it.

While many visionaries have fantastical ideas for an ABSOLUT WORLD, Lauren’s is totally realistic but not yet realized. She hopes her flash animation will show people how — contrary to what Kermit says — it really is easy to be green. Read more

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Random acts of kindness

Posted Wednesday, July 02, 2008, 11:09:49 AM EST
IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD THE INVISIBLE ARMY

What a brilliant and doable vision by Lillewarg.

She’s envisioning a world in which people do nice things for each other without expecting anything in return.

Now that she’s named this movement, we could all enlist today. Why not give a stranger something nice when they least expect it and join the invisible army? Read more

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